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The Patsy - Paperback

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by Dj Hupp (Author)

What if the timeline we're living in didn't always exist?

It's 1987. Wayne Bronson has been stuck in an underground

military bunker for nineteen years. And he knows exactly

who's to blame: John M-is-for-Mutherfucker Kennedy, as

the Colonel likes to call him.

(Wayne is well aware that Kennedy's middle initial was F.

But no one argues with the Colonel.)

During his second term, Kennedy triggered a nuclear war

that wiped out most of the US population. It all stemmed

from a series of misunderstandings more egregious than a

Three's Company episode.

Wayne's never seen Three's Company. It doesn't exist yet.

Not in this timeline, anyway. But it will, in about a week-

if his mission is successful.

His mission? Take over the consciousness of Lee Harvey

Oswald in 1963 and assassinate Kennedy-before Kennedy

destroys the world.

Number of Pages: 236
Dimensions: 0.64 x 8 x 5.25 IN
Publication Date: November 22, 2025