The Rules According to JWOWW - Paperback

by Jenni Jwoww Farley (Author)

One of the stars of MTV's smash hit series The Jersey Shore, Jennifer "JWOWW" Farley lays down The Rules According to JWOWW, offering a new spin on the dos and don'ts of dating, from "smushing" guys to avoiding booty calls to finding the guy of your dreams. The book includes empowering advice for a new generation of self-assured young women, as JWOWW shares her "shore-tested secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death, and kicking the competition to the curb."

Ready to trade losers for the man of your dreams and kick the competition to the curb?

• No-Nonsense Dating Rules: Learn when to make the first move, how to bust his balls a little, and why you should never, ever go home with a guy you just met.
• Guidette-Style Empowerment: Stop being a doormat and start calling the shots. This is your guide to building the confidence to weed out the losers and zone in on the men worthy of you.
• Staying Fresh to Death: From mastering the perfect blowout to rocking your curves, get JWOWW's "shore-tested" secrets on style, body, and beauty that will have guys' eyes locked on your rack.
• Sex and Smushing: A complete guide to "The Business," from why you shouldn't smush too soon to how to unleash your inner porn star and drive him wild.

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Are you stuck in a relationship with a stage-five clinger? Maybe your date is more like a man-whore than Mr. Smooth. Do guys only call you late at night when they're looking for a quick hookup? The Rules According to JWOWW can change all that.

Famous for both her cleavage-baring tops and her tough-as-nails approach to life and love on MTV's hit show Jersey Shore, JWOWW tells it like it is. And now she's laying down the rules she has learned and lived by on smushing, smackdowns, and standing up for yourself. JWOWW's advice on what she wears to get a guy's attention at the club, how she keeps her man in check, how she maintains her sick body, and what she does to satisfy her guy will have you with a man ready to wife-up in no time.