There's Men Everywhere--If You Lower Your Standards!: The Last MAN-UAL You Will Need, Because Even Cheerios Comes With Instructions - Paperback

by Debbie Kasper (Author), Zelda Bing (Author)

There's Men Everywhere-is a chock full of funny, laugh out loud humor book, that appeals to women, men and everyone else. Zelda Bing promises that will find love, even if it's just with yourself. Learn the mantra, "Love yourself, just not in front of anybody." You'll learn to communicate with the opposite sex, (after all men were the hunters, women were the hinters); She'll teach you MANGLISH. Part satire, part self-help, but mostly just a blast, Dr. Bing has created this MAN-UAL for the women out there who are tired of looking for men, tired of buying books telling you how to get a man, or just plain old tired of men, period. And Zelda ought to know what she's talking about - she's been married 7 times But she swears she learned everything she needs to know about men while stripping in Cleveland. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get married. (But you will have to put the book down and actually leave the house for that to happen.) Do be warned that there is actually good advice here, if you can read between the laughs.

Author Biography

Debbie Kasper lives in Los Angeles, is a two time Emmy nominated writer. She wrote for several seminal shows including, ROSEANNE and THE ROSIE DONNELL SHOW. Debbie's first parody book, of John Grey's bestsellers, "Bras & Penus on a Date," was published on four continents and translated into three languages, hitting the bestseller list in two countries. Her humorous essays have appeared in the collections; "Moms Are Nuts," and "No Kidding" as well as many on-line sites. Also an award winning veteran comedian, she performs stand up nationally. Her current one-woman show THE ZELDA BING EXPERIENCE is currently touring America. Debbie's writer-performer workshops have been featured at Universities, as well as in the private sector. Other projects include a web series: "Zelf-Help with Zelda (Because Life Hurts!)," and "Boomermania: The Musical About the Baby Boomers" (a theatrical event that is about to launch nationally). And Zelda Bing has lots more to say. "There's Men Everywhere, if You Lower Your Standards" is just the beginning!