This Book is Retarded (Just Like You) - Paperback

by Edmund Wells (Author)

At long last you can now get your daily dose of retardedness. Retrieved from the sacred texts of the Artitonky tribe of western Indonesia, you can now unlock the mysterious secrets that kept them in such pretty clothes. Best of all, this book has a monkey-back guarantee so there's practically no risk of you losing any primates whatsoever. Lastly, you will learn the retardisoty of SCIENCE, RELIGION, POLITCIS, LANGUAGE and even yourself!